Terms of Use

THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF USE ("Terms") ARE A BINDING CONTRACT BETWEEN LifeAdviceOnline.com ("LAO" or "We") AND YOU ("You"). BEFORE USING THE LAO WEBSITE (the "Site"), PLEASE READ THESE TERMS RELATING TO YOUR USE OF THE SITE CAREFULLY. BY USING THE SITE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO THESE TERMS, YOU ARE NOT AUTHORIZED TO USE THE SITE. LAO PROVIDES THE INFORMATION AND SERVICES ON THE SITE TO YOU CONDITIONED UPON YOUR ACCEPTANCE, WITHOUT MODIFICATION, OF THE TERMS. The "Site" currently includes the LifeAdviceOnline.com and Life-Advice-Online.com sites. MODIFICATION OF TERMS We reserve the right, at our discretion, to change, modify, add or remove portions of these Terms periodically. Such modifications will be effective immediately upon posting of the modified Terms to the Site. Your continued use of the Site following the posting of changes to these Terms will mean that You accept those changes. To update the Terms, we will both post the changed version and its effective date on the Site. MODIFICATIONS TO SITE LAO reserves the right from time to time to modify or discontinue, temporarily or permanently, the Site (or any part thereof). LAO will not be liable to You or any third party for any such modification, suspension or discontinuance. USE OF THE SITE This Site is intended for use by persons who are at least 18 years old. If You are under 18 years old, please do not use this Site. LAO does not knowingly solicit or accept personally identifiable information from users known to be under 18 years of age. By using the Site, You are representing and warranting that you are at least 18 years old. We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone for any reason at any time. PROTECTION OF SITE CONTENT You should assume that everything You see or read on the Site that was not provided by You (such as trademarks, service marks, text, images, photographs, illustrations, and other materials) ("Site Content") is protected by trademark law, copyright law, and other proprietary rights protections, unless otherwise noted. LAO grants You a limited, nonexclusive license, under the rights LAO has in the Site Content, to use the Site Content for your own personal, noncommercial purposes, and to make a reasonable number of copies of the Site Content as needed for that use. LAO reserves all other rights in the Site Content, on its own behalf and the behalf of its licensors (including other users), and LAO does not, directly or by implication, by estoppel or otherwise, grant any other rights or licenses to You under these Terms. You may not reproduce (except as stated in the previous sentence), distribute, modify, publicly perform or display, or prepare derivative works of any Site Content without prior written consent from LAO or the third-party owner of the rights in that Site Content (if any). You agree not to reverse engineer any Site Content consisting of downloadable software, unless specifically authorized by LAO or the third-party owner of the rights in that Site Content (if any) or otherwise permitted by law. PRIVACY POLICY Please see our Privacy Policy. TERMINATION These Terms automatically terminate if You violate any part of them, and after termination You are no longer authorized to access or otherwise use the Site or Site Content. If You are a registered user, we may cancel your account at any time, including if we reasonably believe that You have violated or acted inconsistently with these Terms or violated our rights or those of another party. You agree that we may terminate your access to the Site or cancel your account without prior notice. If your account is canceled, You may no longer have access to material You keep on the Site. The provisions entitled "Errors and Disclaimer of Warranties," "Indemnity," "Limitation of Liability," and "General Provisions" will survive termination of these Terms. DEALINGS WITH MERCHANTS Your correspondence or business dealings with, or participation in promotions of, merchants or advertisers found on or through the Site, including payment and delivery of related goods or services, and any other terms, conditions, warranties or representations associated with such dealings, are solely between You and such merchant or advertiser. You waive any claim against LAO for any loss or damage of any sort incurred as the result of any such dealings or as the result of the presence of such merchants or advertisers on the Site. LINKS The Site contains links to other websites and resources. You acknowledge and agree that LAO is not responsible or liable for (i) the availability or accuracy of such sites or resources; or (ii) the content, advertising, or products or services on or available from such sites or resources. The inclusion of any link on the Site does not imply that we endorse the linked site. You use the links at Your own risk. LAO's privacy statement is applicable only when You are on the Site. Once You choose to link to another website, You should read that website's privacy statement before disclosing any personal information. INDEMNITY You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless LAO and its subsidiaries and affiliates and their respective officers, directors, employees, agents, and suppliers from any and all claims, demands, damages, costs and liabilities, including reasonable attorneys' fees, made by any third party arising out of your use of the Site or the Site Content or your violation of these Terms. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES YOU USE THE SITE AND SITE CONTENT AT YOUR OWN RISK. THE SITE AND SITE CONTENT MAY NOT BE ACCURATE OR ERROR-FREE, WORK FOR YOUR PARTICULAR SITUATION, OR BE SUITABLE OR APPROPRIATE FOR YOU. WE STRONGLY URGE YOU TO CONSULT A PROFESSIONAL OR SOME OTHER AUTHORITY IN THE APPROPRIATE FIELD BEFORE USING ANY OF THE SITE CONTENT. We urge You to keep backup copies of material, if any, that You maintain on or use with the Site. If your use of the Site results in the need for servicing or replacing property, material, equipment or data, we are not responsible for those costs. Without limiting the foregoing, THE SITE AND SITE CONTENT ARE PROVIDED TO YOU "AS IS" AND "AS AVAILABLE." LAO DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES AND CONDITIONS OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS, IMPLIED, OR STATUTORY CONCERNING THE SITE AND SITE CONTENT, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF AVAILABILITY, ACCURACY, RELIABILITY, TIMELINESS, SECURITY, COMPLETENESS, MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. THERE IS NO WARRANTY OF TITLE OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may not apply to you. LAO MAKES NO WARRANTY AS TO THE RESULTS THAT MAY BE OBTAINED FROM THE SITE OR SITE CONTENT. LAO MAKES NO WARRANTY REGARDING ANY GOODS OR SERVICES PURCHASED OR OBTAINED THROUGH THE SITE OR ANY TRANSACTIONS ENTERED INTO THROUGH THE SITE. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM LAO OR THROUGH THE SITE, WILL CREATE ANY WARRANTY NOT EXPRESSLY MADE HEREIN. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY OUR AGGREGATE LIABILITY AND THE AGGREGATE LIABILITY OF OUR PARENT CORPORATION, SUBSIDIARIES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AND SUPPLIERS TO YOU FOR ALL CLAIMS ARISING OUT OF OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE SITE OR THE SITE CONTENT IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCE IS LIMITED TO ONE DOLLARS ($1.00). NEITHER LAO NOR OUR PARENT CORPORATION, SUBSIDIARIES, OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, AND SUPPLIERS WILL BE LIABLE FOR ANY LOST PROFITS, REVENUE, OR DATA, OR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INDIRECT DAMAGES RESULTING FROM YOUR ACCESS TO, OR USE OF, OR INABILITY TO USE THE SITE OR THE SITE CONTENT, WHETHER BASED ON WARRANTY, CONTRACT, TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE) OR ANY OTHER LEGAL THEORY, AND WHETHER OR NOT WE KNOW OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGE. You acknowledge that without these limitations, we could not provide low cost and/or free access to the Site. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitation or exclusion may not apply to you. COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT LAO respects the intellectual property rights of others and requires that the people who use the Site do the same. If You believe that your work has been copied and is accessible on the Site in a way that constitutes copyright infringement, You may notify us by providing us with the following information in writing: the electronic or physical signature of the owner of the copyright or the person authorized to act on the owner's behalf; identification of the copyrighted work that You claim has been infringed; identification of the material that is claimed to be infringing and information reasonably sufficient to permit LAO to locate the material; your name, address, telephone number, and email address; a statement by You that You have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; and a statement, made under penalty of perjury, that You are the copyright owner or are authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf. DISCLAIMER By purchasing email advice, the recipient understands that opinions and advice offered are not meant to replace psychotherapy, medical or legal advice. The owner of this website does not maintain a therapy license and email advice is not to be considered counseling or therapy. The recipient of email advice is solely responsible for the results of any decisions or changes made to their own life or the lives of others due to advice received. The owner of this website reserves the right to refuse services to any customer for any reason including but not limited to explicit sexual or pornographic email contents. If an lifeadviceonline.com customer is experiencing a life threatening emergency he or she must contact their local law enforcement agency or hospital immediately. The recipient of email advice releases the owner of lifeadviceonline.com of any liability, and forfeits any legal claims of such. NOTICES LAO will give You any notices by posting them on the Site. You authorize LAO to send notices via electronic mail as well if LAO decides, in its sole discretion, to do so. You agree to check the Site for notices, and that You will be considered to have received a notice when it is made available to You by posting on the Site. GENERAL INFORMATION You are responsible for compliance with applicable local laws, keeping in mind that access to the Site Content may not be legal by certain persons or in certain countries. If any part of these Terms is held to be unenforceable, the unenforceable part will be given effect to the greatest extent possible and the remainder will remain in full force and effect. These Terms are personal to You and You may not transfer, assign or delegate these Terms to anyone without the express written permission of LAO. Any attempt by You to assign, transfer or delegate these Terms without the express written permission of LAO will be null and void. These Terms will be governed by the laws of the state of Washington, U.S.A., without regard to its conflicts of law provisions. You and LAO agree to submit to the personal and exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located within Los Angeles, California. Any action concerning any dispute You may have with respect to this Site must be commenced within one year after the cause of the dispute arises, or the cause of action is barred. The paragraph headings in these Terms are included to help make these Terms easier to read and have no binding effect. These Terms comprise the entire agreement between You and LAO with respect to the use of the Site and supersedes all prior agreements between the parties regarding the subject matter contained herein. The failure of LAO to exercise or enforce any right or provision of these Terms will not constitute a waiver of such right or provision. We suggest that You print out a copy of these Terms for Your records. Last updated: October 2007

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